Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Crazy Jokes

Card

Haidar : can people tell the future through the card?

Naim : yes, my dad looks at my report card and tells me what is going to happen when

we get home………!!

TV

Ali : I was on TV today….

Jehan : what, you on TV? You are kidding, right? How long were you on TV?

Ali : well, not too long…, when my mom saw me sitting there, she made me to get off!

Jehan : damn you!

Late

Kamal : why are you late?

Samad : someone had lost RM 10.

Kamal : so, you help him find it?

Samad: no, I stepped on his ten ringgit till he was gone.

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